Candyfossilized part 2

On a seemingly normal, brown day, life goes on as normal. The air is thick with a brown haze, the smell of out of date chocolate filling the breathable air, life itself shouldn’t exist in a world of these conditions, but sadly it does.
   Humanoids live in this world alongside mutants hybrid animals, and living chocolate treats with sugary attitudes. Blood runs dark brown like liquid chocolate in everyone because of the chocolate particals even making the skin itself hard, but completely weak to fire. Highly anatomically incorrect, it’s a wonder how this bizzar world ceases to exist, especially with a sun like a chocolate button.
    The story starts with the gaurdian of brown, Chunk, with a weaponised shield, formed in the hell fountains of the purest chocolate. Coated in many forms of chocolate, the shield is a phenomenon of amazement and might, although rarely used as life is so sweet and sugary.
   On Chunk’s usual patrol of the brown forest, unusual activity arises as normal and expected, but as he starts to walk back to the entrance of the forest, a mass of brown, wrinkly hands start to pop out from the ground, flailing around like struggling fish. Chunk holds his mighty, chocolate shield close, the amount of fail in this forest is about to increase, Chunk’s body is ready.